Bloop

Dont tell George he's a llama

ant0rm:

tumblr should have some kind of “you already reblogged this” warning

(Source: ant0rm, via fake-mermaid)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

(via sniffing)

teenscoolest:

the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator

(via fake-mermaid)

Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:don't
Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:if something were to
Me:
Uterus:happen

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via sniffing)

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

(via fake-mermaid)

baby's first words

mom:say mama
mom:say ma-ma
mom:say it!
baby:
baby:
baby:I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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