Bloop

Dont tell George he's a llama

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

(via sniffing)

officialwhitegirls:

me: why don’t you just break up with him

friend: because i love him 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via fake-mermaid)

precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

(via fake-mermaid)

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(Source: duplicatable, via fake-mermaid)

lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

(via sniffing)

shouldnt:

the fact that teachers actually expect you to do homework is annoying

(via fake-mermaid)

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via sniffing)

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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(via fake-mermaid)

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